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Oh my god, the rest of the world has discovered otherkin.

Aw, jeez, come on. I identify with sloths, but I’m not Rachel Dolezaling myself into a sloth, the way this chick is into a cat.

The Animatrix was just as good as the original though.

I can believe that if the 2003 internet was going to share one thing and one thing only, it would be an ASCII version of the matrix.

Drew,

The vest is stab proof, unfortunately the reporter isn't.

HER DRESS IS STUNNING

Y'all. Really. Go read the whole thing. Amazing.

But he did earn it, he earned by being funny and friendly and making a good thing out of a simple oversight.

I will say this: It's better than Fifty Shades of Grey.

When I pitched this yesterday, Kate told me it didn't sound so bad so I was going to ship one of these envelopes to her. Emma forbade it because the people who clean shouldn't have to deal with it. She also refused to give me Kate's home address, so I'm having a meeting with HR next week about hostile working

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What've the Romans ever done for us, eh?

For me it takes at least 500mg for my super powers to kick in. Anything less than 200, I might as well just lie on the floor and drool.