Swaggy P will be fine as long as there is never a point where they might actually need Swaggy P. Suddenly it won’t be so fun anymore.

Mattress Mack always steps up. He is a living legend.

Mattress Mack is kind of a local hero, always has been. So this came as no surprise to any of us. <3 He is universally loved here.

The NFL only guaranteed the first year of its commitment to domestic violence caring.

I think Kyrie has legitimate reasons to be pissed off at Lebron. Lebron thinks that the world revolves around him, which obviously isn’t true since the world is flat.

You are just as likely to catch herpes from a person who thinks they don’t have herpes than someone who knows they do have it. Half of people have herpes. Half of people with herpes know it. So, 25% of the population knows they have it, and 75% thinks they don’t. 70% of transmissions are from people who don’t know…

It’s not the worst part, but his knife is clean, meaning he probably had somebody else cut off the tail so he could pose with it.

AND support the military. I absolutely support the US Military (not the Ruskie military like Trump does) but it is clearly a socialist organization, what with its single payer medical system and free housing, and (it’s true!—>) they negotiate every single purchase among vendors.

because it gets them votes?

People who have not paid attention to this baseball season would also pick a picture of the Astros with two players who are not on this year’s team (Castro and Carter)....

(Incredible Hulk outro music plays as the Ryan brothers leave Nashville)

He blew a .00 or, as John Daly calls it, .3 under par.

He is literally everything the GOP claims to hate.

“she showed me the blood coming down from her elbow,” Porter said. “It looked real purple and red and it looked like there was a hole in her jacket.”

I just feel sad hearing this.

I thought Al Kaline water was mostly bourbon.

Forgive my crudeness, but there are only 2 reasons why Trump nominated Ben Carson as Secretary of Housing and Urban Development.

y thoooooo