They’re a letter off.

I don’t get it.

Damn, if I’d only known I would have gone out for the football team instead of Drama Club.

You’re a fucking idiot. Suicide is ALWAYS mental illness. You simple fuck. It may be a transitory episode, but it is definitely mental illness. Again, you miserable stupid fuck.

Please tell me you have video of the victory speech where he says he’ll use the money to pay for school, and eventual to help everybody in the inner city and Africa.

Its really odd considering all their other siblings are named George Foreman.

Father: Let’s name him Kris. Kris Kobach.

Your choice of verbs sucks.

One day, when I am remembering some football guys, I will remember Arian Foster. He was a good football guy.

After the fiasco in Buffalo, Jon Bon Jovi is determined to win over the fans’ support this time. He’s even agreed to sing at Steve McNair’s Number retirement ceremony.

Apparently you’re not familiar with Title K-IX.

Schefter and ESPN did not violate HIPAA because they are not subject to HIPAA.

Pink Confederate flags at a biracial gang-bang. Classy.

Pence will actually be the president of Trump wins. Or rather, he’ll have control over domestic and foreign policy, with Trump taking care of more important matters like starting Twitter battles with foreign government officials and delivering speeches where he implies that he is going to withdraw from NATO or strike…

Have you ever left the stove on? I generally don’t, but sometimes, my brain just glitches. With guns, of course, you aren’t afforded the margin of error that you are with other things, but I can still see it happening. Of course here, it looks more like real negligence than a glitch.

more like Leonidas of ‘Roids.

The slight modification I learned to Rule 1 is “all guns are always loaded, unless you have checked and double checked FOR YOURSELF that it is not.” I’m guessing that the officer relied on the word of someone else that the gun was unloaded. It’s that persons’ fault as well, but also the officer’s fault for not…

I don’t mean to “well actually” this, but recently there’s been a revisiting of who Cobb truly was. There’s a good case that “Evil Cobb” was largely made up by his biographer.

Something something Arch Duke University

Wait...that looks more like 1921...OH SHIT.