I haven’t seen this much of an obsession since Alains King’s take on pizza.

Especially considering that my mom could have done it with just a glare.

If I tried to pull this excuse when I was a kid, my parents would have ripped me a new anus.

My Dad was a Porsche mechanic. Here are the first two steps for all 911 repairs:

Dear Robert,

Wouldn’t the white wife be named Karen?

The 1st Amendment gives you the right to say whatever you wish. It does NOT protect you from the consequences of what you say. As a comic strip once put it, “Everyone has realized you’re an asshole and you’re being shown the door.”

They’re Nazis. We can hate them as much as we want because, let’s face it, they deserve the hatred of every decent person on Earth.

A minor, but important, addition. NBC is showing all the races this season. Everyone is hoping the Peacock Network can bring some much-deserved exposure to IndyCar. They’re offering full sports shows for all the races, in contrast to ABC. Which criminally underplayed the memorial for Dan Gurney at 2018's Long Beach rac…

Dear Mazda,

Why do electric cars still have a central console? There’s no driveshaft or anything to make room for...

Young un, for this kind of work you need a guillotine.

Or several episodes...

My sympathies to the folks able to shell out hundreds of thousands of dollars for a rare car. Now excuse me while I hop into my wife’s little car and drive home from work.

Introducing Stef Schrader’s new GoFundMe page: Pay me so I can move to the Ring and open a taco/espresso stand!

Stef always takes the best vacations.

British Racing Green with a tan interior. The perfect color combination for any car, but especially a Miata.

Now we know what pulpit Immortan Joe uses.

A lot of Mallya’s assets are tied up with his legal problems back home. F1 teams don’t get the payout money until the following year. Force India has a rep of late for delivering results for the budget they have. Certainly better than Williams or McLaren, both of whom have larger budgets.

LeMans Classic going on today.