Yes, which is always funny, as we’re not the only state with a bear on our flag, because when you’re wearing the Missouri National Guard patch:

Mike and the Midwest Chump crew are awesome guys, I very much enjoyed working with them last fall. Glad to hear you enjoyed yourself and the Porschelump didn't grenade its engine on you.

I have too many friends who think this woman is suddenly the most attractive person in the world, and need to find out her address, right now. Though none of them have 5 kids with other women or a "dad truck that is also a monster truck", so I'm not sure how good of a chance they will have.

I think you're right, if they hadn't badged it as a Mustang, instead as something else (since it's basically a small GT40, call it the GT20... and yes, I know the "40" in GT40 stands for how tall the car is, but John Q. Carbuyer doesn't, so it would work), and sell the pizzle out of it. 50 years of hindsight and all...

Drivey McSwervington and his partner Dinklestud "Screams" Skidmarks-by-the-Thames.

It's not that I hate people who drive crossovers, but I hate their almost universal attitude of "minivans suck, I would never drive a minivan, so I drive a crossover, it's an offroad vehicle, I need an offroad vehicle because I might buy a house down a gravel road, it's definitely not a minivan" when it so clearly is…

I know it's because this is just the prototype, but exposed gearbox linkage should be a thing.

Other than what g-man said, 2-stroke bikes are very dirty, environmentally. Yes, they use less gas than a car, but what they're spewing out is much dirtier. E-bikes are emissionless (well, after your local power coop generates the power however they do it, that is), plus they have the range that people with odd…

Exactly, the first thing most serious gearheads do to improve the G-bodies are frame reinforcements front to back. They're too floppy and limp with a full roof, and with no mention of any extra stiffeners in the ad, that means this one is going to be unbearable. Crack pipe.

C2.

This!!

MAM - minivan avoidance machine. I like that. I've been calling these vehicles that to the owners are not minivans, but to everyone else so very much are minivans without the sliding doors, "not-a-minivan minivan" for quite a while now. But I think I'm adopting the MAM terminology now. Thanks!

I saw this in amongst a bunch of other cars, but yeah, the Mark 4 Supras are screamingly rare in stock kit. I don't know where carcrasher88 lives, but it's nowhere close to where I do, I never see these except for tricked to the gills.

This. Between the crapcan (24 Hours of LeMons, ChumpCar, WRL, etc) racers and the kids wanting something fun, German, and affordable, you just can't get these stock anymore.

My screen name translates out to "iron rabbit". I'm down with this. I'd so transfer over my "USAGI" personalized plate over and see if anybody chuckles over it.

This weekend I drove from the middle of Missouri to just barely over the Mississippi River into Illinois for a '94 Mazda B3000 winter beater, and I thought I was going out of my way to get what I wanted. You, sir, take the cake. Good luck in your search.

Watching this video reminds me of this t-shirt I saw back in the '80's up in Steamboat Springs, CO (a well known ski community northwest of Denver) - two rabbits stand in the snow next to the outline of a skier all splayed out. The one looking up says "It screamed like an eagle..." and the one looking down into the…

Nease gripple.

You can't get Harley people to buy V-rods (the only updating HD has ever done since the company started in Nineteen-Dickety-Three), who are they expecting to sell these to, exactly?

If you ever get the chance and find yourself north of Boston (Baahhh-stun), check out the USS Albacore near the state line between New Hampshire and Maine (a mere hour north... it's cramped in the Nor'east!). It's a full-scale sub, the first testbed for submarines that are shaped like fish instead of merely boats that…