I’m a Lions fan living in NW PA. I took my family (including my 12 year old daughter) to the Lions/Bills game last year. Within 150ft of where we parked the car, she saw 2 keg stands and a drunken woman writhing in the mud. My wife gave me a furious look and all I could do was shrug my shoulders and mumble “Bills…

You spoiled the ending of the movie in the middle of the review without any warning at all. Not only is that completely unprofessional, it’s just a dick move.

until the colonel removes the cheeto chicken sandwich, a restaurant will be destroyed every night. this i swear to you

To answer your question, I opened up Google Maps, “typed in “Boston Celtics” and a red pin dropped within Boston’s city limits. That seemed like a good enough answer to your question for me, so I’m going with that.

“Look, all I was doing was yelling ‘JUMP YOU FUCKER’ at the guy on the bridge. I can’t be held responsible for him actually jumping.”

Finally, a video that belongs on Deadspin.

FUCK THAT GUY AND HIS ILK FOR RUINING THE PUNCHING GAME FOR ALL OF US

“America, what do you think of your President’s execution?”

+1 timeout left at the end of the game.

It’s 2019 and this is something you’re typing. Which is to say, I feel so, so sad for you. I just hope this is a comment you’re spreading on anything that makes your brain hurty and not the result of 30 minutes scraping your keyboard struggling for something to say.

The Trump administration’s arguments against the deal were, characteristically, a lot harder to parse

It’s low self-esteem. He thinks he is not important enough for people to care what he thinks and that’s why he feels free to say mean things about people.

What a long line of cursed Blazers Big Men there have been:

Let’s see: Zion runs over a UCF player, flails into Fall (who goes vertical) and Barrett pushes off on Dawkins.

“I have a long term offer from WFAN”

I’m shocked to read that Kareem Abdul-Jabbar wanted to be traded to the Bullets ahead of the Lakers.  Not sure what sort of time-travel was involved, but clearly Ernie Grunfeld is the one who fucked that up.  

Footage from this year’s Browns playoff-clinching win against Pittsburgh:

What a thing. Referencing What If?! A book that when I was reading it 30 years ago no one else in HS knew what it was. What a thing.