Was the Asian kid you?

aaaaaand he’s gone.

I self-tampererd last night. I’m not proud of it, but it was about 12:45 and I wasn’t tired enough to sleep yet, so what are you gonna do?

One of the thoughts that I’ve hated more than anything over the last 300 million years it feels like Trump has been President, is the amount of credit he gets for being some next level supervillain genius who’s masterfully manipulating the press and his believers.

He believes the bit about the smugglers and the duct tape because he believes it, and because he believes it now he will never stop believing it.

Here in the UK not only did we get Aikman, we had Dallas fuckin’ Clark in the studio struggling to form cogent sentences. “something something momentum something crowd noise something pressure”. For eight godamned hours

Perfect metaphor for America right now. Nobody but a fucking asshole wants the president we have, and nobody but a fucking asshole wants to see this team in another Super Bowl. Just one more thing to endure.

How do you include Cuban but leave out Dolan?!?

This is my write-in vote for James Dolan.

GD...now I can't stop saying "ISIS ISIS BABY" in my mind.

I see these fucking 3% assholes all over here in NC with the stickers on their trucks. They’re advertising that they’re terrorists and get to just walk around free.  Fucking Vanilla ISIS.

When reached for comment Brian Kemp confirmed he has opened an investigation into the Democratic Party of Georgia to get to the bottom of this.

Ladies and gentlemen, may I present the new University of Maryland football coach.

I am going to regard this severely. I warned him.

They’re on top of the world and are in control of the whole game, but can’t stop playing the victim card and whining like pathetic losers about how much everyone is out to get them. It’s not only annoying, it’s completely counterproductive, as they’re going to wake up soon on the bottom of the world, with no one to…

“If Tom could, I think he would divorce him.”

And this thoughtless, vile cruelty is a big part of his brand and why a large portion of this nation likes him.

In related news, Dan Synder’s first name is actually pronounced “Fuckhead”

[Alarm clock turns from 5:59 to 6:00 AM. “I Got You Babe” begins to play. A BENGALS FAN lies in bed and opens his eyes.]

I am a veteran of the US Armed forces (US Army). I swore an oath to defend the constitution against all enemies foreign and domestic. I personally would never sit or kneel during the National Anthem but that is my choice based on my personal feelings. I do however, fully support the right of any American citizen…