You’re a fucking idiot.

I only knew this was in the flag code because of another argument I had with somebody recently. I have decided that I’m going to print out a copy of the code and keep it with me in my wallet so that the next time I see some jackass wearing an American Flag shorts/bandana/whatever type of clothing while bitching about…

Police have yet to release almost any details about the body, except that he is male and not Jenkins.

Cool take.

You are wrong.

History proves you wrong.

Even an unbiased perusal of the last 20 years of politics flushes your entire point down the toilet. Republican heels (I don’t think they’re looking to cure the sick and lame as your typo suggests) have been shoved in the mud since Limbaugh first got on a mic in the…

but did Vargas pay for the shorts? that’s the important thing.

Now that the Red Sox and both Chicago teams have won Series’ recently we really need a fun name for Cleveland’s struggles that’ll bring back some of that fun Billy Goat-Bambino stuff that Baseball’s so good at.

Ironically, a person making positive impact in the civil rights conversation has a little more SEO value than a dipshit drug addicted who’s almost the picture of white privilege. Go fucking figure.

But thanks for reinforcing the reality that the league is actively against Kaepernick because of his social justice…

Obviously Twitter is another thing Deion couldn’t tackle…

You’re aware that stadiums and salaries are entirely different things, right?

12th man hates 13th amendment.

You can’t tell Scalise that his idea would be “a whole new ball game.” He was fucking shot at a ball game.

Ah, so the solution for this strife is for Brady, Belichick, and Kraft to get in a bus and sing along to Tiny Dancer.

I wonder if leaders in China wear “China” hats that are made in the USA?

I didn’t know how the Eagles dream season would derail, but I had faith, and it happened.

Look, we have to examine the bigger picture here. Yes, the fumble allowed Florida International to score. But if he’d punted the ball there, it’s entirely possible it would have been run back for a TD, which would have reflected badly on the entire special teams unit. If he’d taken a knee for a loss, the defense might…

Donald Trump just wants people to say “That Trump, underneath it all, he’s a good person.”

I want to see them lose their home because they go bankrupt from medical bills. It’s time to make trump voters pay. Fuck those racist pieces of shit.

you can be whatever you choo choo choose to be.

The story’s author takes us into the living room of Johnstown resident Pam Schilling, a 60-year-old retiree who is already keyed up to vote for Trump in 2020: