You guys are awesome. It is not hyperbole to say that this site often gets me through the day. Keep up the good work, and for the love of god do not stick to sports.

Let’s be clear. Like Obama with Bin Liden., his only role was approving the operation. And let’s be clear: Obama made it about the people who did there duty to do what he ordered. Trump made it all about The Donald.

You’re talking about the bone spurs cadet who watched actual soldiers do a job he personally never had the stones to even pretend doing, like he was watching a movie

Damn. Where’s Reggie Jackson when you need him 

Worrying about what “plays into” whatever narrative he wants to spin is pointless. Have you even seen how much bullshit conservative media just spins out of thin air? And all in service of the guy who lies about damn near everything he thinks about. Even when looking at photos of his own inauguration, he lied about…

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Fixed! 

I think Bosa’s attitude had less to do with old college grudges than with the well known fact he just hates the browns. 

It’s a Burfict ending.

I’m trying to figure out how exactly a five month old appears high. They’ve just learned to smile, maybe they are buzzing their lips a bit and trying to figure out how to crawl. Maybe they would be a bit hungrier? I don’t know if you could detect a baby lacking ambition.

Generally agreed, and it would be nice if people in the media actually used word like lie and liar about Trump. But I think gaslighting works well here because it’s a more specific, more elaborate thing. When my wife asks me if I actually ate sixteen oreos for breakfast and I deny it, that’s a lie. But if I were to…

And the only thing that can prevent another Patriots Super Bowl victory? This man:

And like that, the laughs of a million Steelers fans were suddenly silenced.

“Western Pennsylvania cracker plant”

If this poor guy didn’t have bad himself, he wouldn’t have any himself at all.

If we HAVE to stand for a specific song, and HAVE to put our hands on our hearts or risk getting jacked are we really free?

Higher chance of him having to eat a bear’s ass in prison

Im glad Fangio's kidney stones made headlines since that's the best passing the Broncos will see all year. 

I know you’re just teasing him, but Elway has proven time and again that he’s the glue that holds this team together.