I want to see what Morgan would come up with I picture something like this

I like where you’re going here, but I think we need to account for technological advancement in our power and top speed criteria. To that end, I suggest that these criteria be in units of Camrys (or Camries): the equivalent horsepower or top speed of a top-spec Toyota Camry of the same year model. For example,…

AHA! Gotcha!!!!

1957 Mercury Turnpike Cruiser with the breezeway back window.

Okay. Breathe. Okay, so leave the comfortable confines of Whole Foods’ cheese department and you’re okay. I love cheese, but...you have to get over this.

When Alexa can tell Altima, Murano, and Rouge drivers to use their signals the next time they change lanes or turn, then I’ll be impressed.

British leyland called they want their business strategy back

Yeah same here. It was either leave the city and spend an hour or more each way commuting or buying my property in a HOA community in the city, and it takes me 20 minutes to get to work. I prefer the extra time at home in the evening or morning.

Nah, I can’t suspend my level of disbelief for something that dumb...

What about that time they put it behind a paywall, preventing their largest target audience from watching it while the rest of the world can?

Fixed.

BMW forgot the kidney is part of the grille, not the grille.

“Daddy. Daddy, you have to tell me. Which wheels make this car go? These? or these, like a real Maserati?”

Most of the “enthusiasts” on here, with demands about other people’s cars, drive 20 year old beater Hondas. I knew everything when i was 18 too, just didn’t have comment threads to tell everyone.

Et tu fais, crawfish?

Can you imagine the horror of a CarFax search on that....

I assume horsepower would be adequate.

I’ve transcribed the audio for you:

For those not in the know. The "red car" in question: