I needed this today. I almost spit all over my computer screen.

To be the ultimate 90's vehicle, it would have to:

Finally the vast majority on the Tesla forums say they would never go back to a slow, noisy, vibrating gasoline car which much be driven to ancient gas stations for fuel, needlessly wasting over 10 hours a year

The argument that the Model S is boring is absolutely valid. So is the argument that it can't tow or haul anything other than people and luggage. Just because the car does its thing, and does it well, does not mean it is a car for everybody... and just because a bunch of die-hards on a forum love their car doesn't…

If the car recognizes an occupant of the vehicle raising the middle finger it changes the XM radio to The Village and lowers the mood lighting. Gotta fight road rage.

I almost choked to death on a cracker reading this, a deer ran into the road.

i turned off the traction control in my truck, paused a moment and realized i was flying over the median and into the woods in my truck

One does not simply see what's behind you in modern cars.

It says the footage is from the BBC, and I was sure I recognised it, so I had a quick search for the program. Animal Camera, 2004. So probably not GoPro!

Its not that bad man, i've had 3 and the electrics are pretty solid. Just deal with wear and tear and your fine. I daily drive my 944s2 and did the same with the 924S and 944S i had as well.

As a french guy, I strongly support this post. DEAR MISTER DEMURO, GET A DS PLEAAAAAAAAAASE!!!

The DS is where my mind went as I was reading the requirements. It is perfect.

There is only one answer for the next car, Demuro.

Maybe you should try searching the interwebs before you make grandiose statements about something you can't imagine happening. The article may be slightly hyperbolic, but people die in these traps every year - even seasoned ski instructors: http://www.steamboattoday.com/news/2010/jan/…

100% agreement. The guys currently helming Trek keep whining that the oldschool fans are entitled, and don't want change. Well speaking for myself—I do want change.

Because certain things are important to us, for one reason or another, and we tacitly accept that those things may involve consequences. Up to and even when those consequences become something profound or damaging.

This is the point at which you just buy another car and hire someone to drive your duffel bag home.

This one has to be the prettiest: 365 GT 2+2

I was amongst the last group that got a license in Michigan before they implemented the multi-stage drivers' education classes and 50 driving hours requirements. I had a conventional multi-week driver's ed class with a fair bit of driving time and test. But, I still had to do the newly-implemented road driving test…

Shortly after turning 16, my dad took me to the DMV for my test and license. I was nervous, but was pretty confident in my abilities. We had a 1980 VW Rabbit (4 door) that I'd been tooling around with my dad in for the past couple of months and I had studied my handbook.