Agreed. To clarify, the “It isn’t close” was in reference to the Doughty-Karlson comparison.

This couldn’t characterize Scott’s story more wrong. Scott did not “spark” a movement, it was an internet joke to get him voted to the All-Star game last year and it ended up that he got the votes to become captain. He was subsequently traded to another team (and sent to the minors) when it became apparent that he…

I don’t understand how anyone is so good at this game. Like, am I seriously the only person who loves 1st person shooters and happens to be terrible at BF1? 

You might want to check the standings on that one.

You think that’s bad, you should have seen what happened while Cincinnati lost to the Steelers.

The tanks don’t mind, but the crews get worried and it drives the commander nuts.

thats how it usually happens in my fanfic.

Joey Porter was, and continues to be, one of my favorite Steelers. I am pleased by stories of him fucking with kickers. Are there any more former kickers who post on Deadspin who have stories to tell?

We mustn’t disturb the delicate punter!

Which shitty AFC North team are you a fan of? I’m going to go Bengals since you seemed to say this non-ironically and then forgot about Pacman and Burfict.

I wonder if Dion Phaneuf is available? He’d make an excellent defenseman to build around - solid defensively, can really fire it, and a natural leader, to boot.

Just direct people to gog.com (good old games). The majority of the games there will run on clunkers and many games on there are all time classics.

Serious journalist=must be ugly. Got it.

Don’t care. He’s still an ass and violated the good faith in this.

In Cleveland they leave free tickets in a big pile outside the stadium and walk away. When they come back, there’s twice as many.

Nothing says ‘I respect and honor women’ quite like an all-pervasive belief that they can’t take care of themselves and that anything with a vagina could never pose a threat to you because you’re a stoic man.

But to be fair, Mayweather would have outboxed the shit of this girl. He would have taken the decision.

This is going to be a very unpopular opinion.

Listen, the man had every right to defend himself to get her away from him. She laid her hands on him twice, both times aggressively. Argue all you want about the merits of laying your hands on a woman and what not, but he was within his rights to act. Probably shouldn’t have tried quite so hard to completely…

Waiting for the fedora tipping white knights