American housewife, Thursday

It's willful madness, it is.

I like what I like.

My wife loves the Energel retractable in purple. For me, it's all about the Pilot G2 1.0, but occasionally it does smear.

There's no winning. Even if you try to explain, and you somehow aren't told how you're brainwashed by other members of your family, she's going to be offended that you apparently think she's a gullible child.

I rewatched the bulk of Roseanne a couple of years back when the whole series was in Netflix. I was going to finish it because I never did the first time (I didn't this time either), but there was one season where they fought every single episode it seemed like. I imagine in its original run, before streaming, it…

Having to choose between charging and headphones is totally bonkers.

You know how hard it is to find the original? All the ones I've encountered have been remixed to high heaven, and sound nothing like the original release. I haven't looked in a good while, though.
Fortunately, I found the cassette at Goodwill sometime back before my kids were born. But now I don't have a cassette deck…

I'd better go, otherwise, I'm going to screw up the timeline. But before I do, do not go on that third date with Michelle in 2024. Don't ask how I know, just …. don't.

…. maybe. What's your favorite color?

I remember seeing exactly one ad for this on HBO, and I said "Hey, that looks good", and then I never did see it. But I never forgot it, I've been wanting to see it for 20 damn years.

The thought of ABBA doing any Dio is legit cracking me up right now, especially Hear N Aid.

Sir, you insult me, I am well versed in the works of Falco!

My new single is dropping, "My New Single Is Dropping".

Mike and Frankie Heck, not my absolute favorite, but one of them.

I mostly agree, except for the third or fourth season where they were at each other's throats for the entire thing. Man, that was exhausting.

PAINT THE WHITE HOUSE BRASS

HA! Just like when Bart sold his.

I dated a college Wiccan and she was casting spells on me after I dumped her. Not even joking. I don't believe in a lot of that stuff, but I was freaked out for sure.

I'm glad. Some people can never let things like that go, but it sounds like you've got it figured out!