Holy. Shit. I expected it to be bad, but I did not expect how unintentionally hilarious it would be.

Thanks for all the information!
I know I don't have a snowball's chance in hell of it going anywhere, and I more or less want to do it to get it out of my head and onto the page. Just for fun, but if it turns into something, great! But I thought I might shop it around.
Truthfully, I might just write a bunch of fan…

There is a Peter Steele shaped hole in my heart.

I'm torn between thinking that they are exploited in some way or are just using their… assets… for attention. Maybe it's both.

We didn't have cable growing up because we lived in a very, very rural area. But my Grandmother who lived in town used to tape movies for us. So every week or so, we'd get 9 new movies (3 VCR tapes, 3 movies on each). Sometimes, one of those would be kid things for me, but usually any kid movie was just stuck on…

My favorite is when Julianne says to Tina Fey at the dating thing: "You sound like a miserable old cow and you're nawt that!"

Whoa! Test Dept and Front Line Assembly.

I pre-ordered Transformers: The Movie because it seems to go out of print quickly after every release. I got it for my 6 year old before I remembered the large amounts of robot death in it, so he may have to wait a few years (if he will even care by then).

So a general question, what do you guys and gals know about writing a TV pilot?

My shuffle only has a female bassist, but I've moved onto Siouxsie and the Banshees Twice Upon a Time, so I feel good with that.

Lenny Kravitz - Always On the Run*
Anthrax - We're a Happy Family
Black Sabbath - Children of the Grave
Megadeth - Mechanix
Samhain - The Hungry End
Truly - Hurricane Dance
Killing Joke - In Excelsis
Killing Joke - Love Like Blood
Wire - Mannequin
Snap! - The Power
Ministry - What About Us?
Black Sabbath - Letters From Earth
Toadi…

AWWW ME SO SOLLY

Well said. There's a "group" called Butcher Babies, and apparently they have two female singers. I have no idea what they sound like, but every single day, there's a news item with them, and they look like honest to God porn stars. I don't know what any other band members look like, or even if they exist. They make…

Yeah, before that you had… Lita Ford and Sean from White Zombie. And that was pretty much it. I wrote a paper a few years back about minorities, LGBT, and women in Rock/Metal, and it is getting better, slowly but surely.

Yeah, I'm of the opinion that "metalheads", like "americans", have an extremely vocal minority that makes the whole look really bad. Most metalheads I know are relaxed, and easy going people who don't have negative feelings about anyone, it's those few that just like aggression that make it hard for everyone else.…

Oh, and the bar Asshole Bartender works for has done nothing regarding my complaints regarding antisemitism and sexual harassment.

I don't think that's necessarily fair, some genres of music just don't attract women, like metal. So if someone likes metal, and their favorite bands are Iron Maiden and Judas Priest, I don't think that makes someone sexist.

Is it Rosie the Riveter? 'cause that'd be rad as fuck.

But everything about the testes is terribly unsexy

That first Three Fish record is decent, if a little hippie-ish. I never heard the second.
I had that Toback album, I liked "California Phase", but not much else.
In terms of Brad, did you like Discovery Park? I found it bland, and I haven't even heard their fourth one.