I was in Wal Mart yesterday, and they already had Secret Life of Pets toys marked down on clearance.

I wanted to see Nice Guys, but it was already out of my local theater.

I hadn't seen Jackie Brown in a little while, it's my favorite Tarentino.

I saw Civil War this weekend, sweet merciful crap it was awesome!

April O'NOPE

What a treat for them!

There's only one answer, and typing it out will certainly land me on some sort of list.

Not too close, but close enough to go into town once a week and buy garbage plates.

I really like Sally Forth if it's a Ted-centric strip. It's just this weird insanity I can relate to. Other than that, it's a real bore.

I don't under stand Lio, but it's weird and I like it.

I used to spend hours as a kid reading Far Side and laughing until I cried. I don't laugh at many of them any more because I have read them so much, but I still read them and appreciate how smart they are.

Yes. It's in the first sentence.

Isn't this the same guy that insisted that the Conan reboot would have a sequel and he was going to write it?

When Pa Kent died, that was where they lost me. I mean, for fucks sake, that was just assinine.

The whole Justice League angle was the worst. It made the plot bloated, and the cameos were awful. I think if you cut the cameos, but added this other stuff you might fix the pacing problem while removing the most pointless part of the movie.

The next Batman comic will be titled Wholly Erotic Batman and it will just be pics of him and The Riddler in tasteful, but teasing, poses.

Seriously, I get really exhausted at these 120+ minute comedies, and the plot was pretty much paint by numbers. There was plenty to like if it wasn't being dragged down.

I cry at E.T. every single time, and as a result I've only seen it three times. I just can't put myself through it.

Fuck. Yes.

The first two were not great, but at the very least, they understood the dynamic between The Thing and Human Torch.