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Testicles of Doom (mk II)
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I'm often so wrapped up in the movie I don't even see it coming. I never once even thought about him in Ant Man, and was surprised at the end.

I'm tired of my mother living in my house. Yesterday she knocked over a liquid ant trap all over the counter. It was an accident, but pay attention. Her dogs have diarrhea, and she blames it on the animal hospital we've been using for ten years with no problems… like it has nothing to do with the fact she feeds them

And yet no one cares, and that bums me out the most.

I work really, really hard at being optimistic. Sometimes I fail, but I want to believe that people have compassion, and will do the right thing. His ascension has crushed me like nothing else. I know in my heart that there is a vocal minority of dickbags that are the loudest, but the others… The ones that are just

It would also have to be a spectacular accident, otherwise the conspiracy nuts would claim Obama did it. Something like tripping on his shoelaces and falling into a meat grinder during a parade, so there's lots of witnesses.

Out of all of those, vow of silence is least likely.

HAAAAAAAAAMM!

I haven't seen it yet, as I don't have lots of TV time at the moment, but I do intend to check it out. I don't have any reason to hate her or anything, I just didn't like her character in this.

KMFDM - Liebeslied (Leibeslied)
Killing Joke - Love Like Blood
Ramones - Do You Remember Rock N Roll Radio?
Skin Yard - Jezechrist
U2 - Mysterious Ways [Early Version]
Johnny Cash - Delia's Gone
Radiohead - Planet Telex
Engines of Aggression - Illusion Is Real
Lords of Acid - Drink My Honey
Black Sabbath - Lonely Is the Word
Dio

We watched Trainwreck over the weekend. Bill Hader, Tilda the beautiful Unicorn, John Cena and LeBron were all great, but I did not care for Schumer at all. I know her character is supposed to be immature, but I just found her infuriating. I did think the end was cute where she worked really hard to make things right.

I have my cardio follow up today, hoping I can get medically released so I can go back to the gym and get swole AF

I have this cousin who is the same age as me, and we grew up and went to high school together. We were very close.

Duff is awesome, and I love the book, but I can't see how anyone thought this was a good idea.

Low expectations are the best expectations!

Get (Helena Bonham) Carter (Something Nice Because She Totally Deserves It)

At the time I had seen that, it was he funniest thing I had seen in my entire life.

The thing about Chelsea Handler is she always tries to walk it in.

Quantum of Presents

I know that Oswalt and Reynolds have both been kind of gun shy about committing to how terrible Snipes was, but I definitely would've remembered if it was Oswalt.
I didn't know that about Batman Begins. No matter what Goyer has done, he at least has the first Blade to take credit for… and I think that's it.

I read a lengthy piece by someone on the movie… man, must've been a decade ago now, where he was a giant dickbag to everyone (without exception), complained that there weren't enough black people on set (in Canada), and the bulk of the movie was done with his stunt double and Snipes' face CGI's on top.
But yeah David