The guy had someone else take his SAT for him to meet the (very low) NCAA bar.

Wow. That was one helluva reach to cape for a woman so narcissistic she had to project her insecurities on an unwitting human being because she can’t fathom somebody not wanting to get to know her. Like, congratulations. That reach was damn near Herculean.

ALL OF THIS. Lena Dunham doesn’t suck because she’s fat and ugly, it’s because she is a shitty person who nobody in their right mind would want to spend 5 minutes with if she wasn’t famous.

Once in a while someone should tell Lena Dunham to sit down. Not because she’s a millennial, not because she’s a woman... just because she is so TRY! HARD! all the time. It’s great that she’s confident, accomplished, pursuing her dreams, and doesn’t feel like she has to conform to Hollywood’s female beauty ideals. But…

Lena’s a comedian?

Per the people of tumblr:

He basically did roast her with this, because all she wants in this world is attention. And he refused to buy in. It’s absolutely glorious and I like him even more for this.

Seriously. He could have roasted her with this. But “I never want any problems with anybody in the world”? I want to be that kind when I grow up.

Is the premise of Lena Dunham’s argument that she deserves to be paid attention to?

Yeah but there's a difference between not knowing someone and supposedly not having an interest in fucking them. Dunham assumed the latter.

But does he know her?

I feel bad that OBJ was dragged into all of Lena Dunham’s unnecessary drama. He really seems like a sweet dude who just wants to live his life and enjoy his Instagram.

Why would he know her? Should he know her? 80% of America doesn't know her.

Maybe if the reporters used flash cards of a marshmallow, a child or dog that would help jog his memory.

This is the perfect response for how much it’s gonna burn her attention-seeking ass up.

Maybe you should have chosen a popular career. As a journalist, specifically A TECHNOLOGY journalist, you seem to have trouble understanding how or why technology works. This was like reading an article by a high school student who doesn’t yet grasp everything that goes into a product. The fact that you’ve never met a…

His mother sounds like the mother of someone with early adult onset schizophrenia. My mother-in-law wanted to blame anything else (alcohol mostly) for her son’s erratic behavior. Meanwhile, he was blaming the government for inserting a chip in his brain and transmitting thoughts to him with radio waves.

Came here to say something similar. The amateur CTE diagnosis fits a narrative and aligns the family with a growing movement that might end up taking care of them, but it seems more likely this is something else. At the very least, it’s impossible to be so sure it’s CTE considering we haven’t seen that manifest itself…

He’s about the right age for it to kick in.

No it sounds like he smoked something he shouldn’t have like spice or flakka. Both of those can mess you up for life cause you never really know what’s in them.