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I’m just reading through the comments

I don’t want a “kill Marcy Long” option. I want a “kick her ungrateful ass to the curb” option. Seriously, lady, if you hate this glorious golden wasteland utopia I’ve built - overflowing with free food, water, and electricity - guarded both by automatic systems and by several of the toughest SOBS to ever wander the

It’s pretty obvious that, at least until launch, no one at Bethesda pondered what effect it might have on the player to have an unkillable settler at their main base - someone they’d have to pass by and hear constantly - who constantly berated them for how shitty the settlement was and they are, no matter how much you

I don’t know, just about everyone in the game seems to be a member in the ‘Who’s Who’ of hated videogame characters.

Good for him.

He’s 38 years old? Jesus Christ

From an article at the same link: A 97-year-old WWII vet who got to attend called it the highlight of his life. He almost didn’t get a ticket, AND HE SERVED IN AN ARTILLERY UNIT FIGHTING HITLER FOR 37 MONTHS.

Wow, this guy is a fucking fagola to the highest degree.

Also, apparently he was on tinder begging for tickets...

Didn’t take long, there is a petition to ban him from MLB games.

So he wanted everyone to look at him while doing a dorky thing until people started looking at him critically. But the guy who’s clearly got some money to burn threw in a G to a good cause so, neat, I guess.

OK, but then there is this.


Amazingly,

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL FUCKING DELETE YOUR LIFE ZACK

(In case our pal Zack deletes his tweet)

“give so much back to the baseball world.”

It’s fitting that he’s lying in bed with all of those balls seeing how every night he rubs his dick on them until completion.

Only a complete self centered asshole could possibly view this as anything aside from a Watergate reference. God, this generation is depressingly stupid sometimes. Learn your history, the whole “gate” on the end of a situation is because of the Watergate incident.