You heard the man, people: do not, under any circumstances, like, share, retweet or discuss any Deadspin articles, no matter how much you may have enjoyed them, lest they gain goodwill without proper payment. And need I remind you that they are owned by a multibillion-dollar company?! I can’t quite articulate why that…

Thank you. The majority of the commenters just jump on whatever deadspin hates. Nice to see someone actually thinking.

WRONG AGAIN. Custom sort the entire team by first AB’s and then Batting average. Tebow has the 5th best average on the team. Nice try.

Wait, why is this something to hate on this guy about? I mean, I know hes the Nickleback of sports professionals, but honestly, this man worked his dick off to get a spot.

The best response to Russo calling all wrestling fans gay comes from, as one might expect, Jim Cornette. Corny said that this likely stems from Russo’s lack of success with either men or women. Furthermore, Cornette said that all that’s left for Russo are inflatable sheep, “because even a self-respecting living sheep…

Great history. I never knew exactly where this asshole came from, previous to the magazine. I always wished either WCW or TNA would have done an angle where someone poured salt on Russo just to see if he’d go away.

Between Edge’s story about being groped in the shower and Matt Hardy’s story about him and Jeff being harassed endlessly until they agreed to always change in his presence, it sure seems like JBL would be a less hostile man if he just came out of the closet.

It should probably be noted that WWE constantly touts their “Be A Star” anti-bullying campaign. The hypocrisy is glaring but not surprising.

Also:

>Mike Hamersky, a self-described New York Knicks superfan

How sad! Although understandable. College life would have been very different without AIM (yes, this was before a time where everyone had a regular cell phones, no even smartphones)

AIM was such a game changer. High School would have been so much shittier without it.

Remember, the most successful movements start at home at the local level. And from a politician’s perspective: Phone calls > written letters > emails > form emails from websites. Call call call...

OR. If you are really filled with this caring spirit for those in need as evidenced by the thousands of posts like this one, you could also help those who are already here and struggling too.

New York City’s shelter population just hit 70,000. Includes 20,000 children, even more aren’t obtaining shelter because of all…

Will they though? Turnout surges for presidential elections and drops off for midterms and smaller elections. The one thing people may NOT get from this is the importance of voting for smaller offices in off-years.

Kevin Draper: I am a resident of the District of Columbia, which voted 91 percent for Barack Obama in 2012, only has three electoral votes, and doesn’t have representation in the House or Senate. There is no vote less consequential than my vote, and thus I don’t have to seriously grapple with voting for Hillary…

If nothing else good results from this, maybe now, at long last, people will understand why it’s really fucking important to vote, in every single election, no matter what.

#NotMySuperBowl

I will but only because I’m afraid of what Marchman would do to me in the Octogon.

The common thread throughout here is alcohol. I stopped drinking 12 years ago. I think I’ll stay stopped.