What I meant is that it was already a pre-existing fear (it is an old wives’ tale, after all) so that + the image of a blood-soaked demon cat crawling out of someone’s mouth = bad combo for me that summer.

The ven diagram of “But hello games lied” people and “people still play destiny" people is a circle. They're all the same person. 

Which one? There are two categories: best catering, and best craft services.

It absolutely is, and the fact that people don't understand this is maddening.

Really just thought it was “So long-y, Bowser!”

Yeah. Kotaku writers need to load this site without an adblock before making any comments how any other service does ads.. Or whether it fucking sucks or not.

I only saw this a year or so ago but it’s very good. I was surprised at how much it felt like a horror film (granted, I say this as someone who doesn’t really watch horror). Very unsettling despite still being grounded.

My controversial take here is that after watching Jodorowsky’s Dune, I think more adaptations should be helmed by directors who have never actually read the book.

Fuck this,  we have a global pandemic and LA looks like Blade Runner but I can’t get a decent robot arm!!!  The boomers cried about never getting flying cars but where are our god damn cheap cybernetic enhancements!

I knew Crash Bongload: Shitkicker Ph.D. was fake I still had to google it to make sure.

To be fair, the pilot for Crash Bongload: Shitkicker Ph.D. showed a lot of promise.

Narrowly missing their “six-ish years” deadline for the next season, Adult Swim unfortunately had no choice but to cancel them and replace them with a show drawn in crayon about a talking blunt who rides a motorcycle made of turds

It’s a side-effect of his writing style, he almost never writes with an end in mind, he just flows with the story. Which usually means the bigger and more epic it gets, the more the endings end up weak.
The ending of The Dark Tower pissed me off to no end. Not the bit I think you’re talking about, but everything…

When being able to dress like a character doesn’t mean you can act worth shit.

I always forget the difference between Dragon’s Dogma and Dragon’s Crown... looks like this is the one that doesn’t have the witch with watermelon-sized boobs, so I’ll pass.

I’d rather play this than Dragon’s Lair.

I find rankings hard, but the game’s definitely up there for me.

We bought Tekken Tag along with our PS2, then basically played only that for the majority of the following year. For weeks at a time, in fact, we’d just play the bowling mini-game, which even my sisters went nuts for. Eventually my brothers found other titles they wanted, but these were mostly RPGs, which have never…

For some reason, this group of people are less often spoke about than they used to be.

Yes, Kindergarten Cop is only a movie. So are Birth Of A Nation...