“Diane LeFanu”

I was JUST about to post about how this is the most pretentious damn movie I have ever watched! I rented this back in 97 with a friend, we literally looked at each other and said “Christopher Walken is a vampire...how can it be bad?” Ugh. Lily Taylor’s character is a philosophy grad student, the overly stylized,…

Triple Threat is currently streaming on Netflix

I remember China O’Brien was a mainstay of HBO back in the early 90s and my mom and I used to watch it together every time it was on. That movie was a blast, I always thought it was a shame Rothrock didn’t have a bigger career.

You are correct, it does not.

You are correct, it does not.

I don’t know about Final Fantasy. It’s pretty grindy and heavily luck based, since it’s a JRPG, but otherwise I agree. Crystalis is one of my favorites and I replayed it recently in one sitting, that’s why I mentioned it.

I don’t know about Final Fantasy. It’s pretty grindy and heavily luck based, since it’s a JRPG, but otherwise I…

Contra and Bionic Commando are VERY short, since they are home versionss of arcade games (well Bionic Commando is kind of it’s own thing but I digress). Contra usually takes around 20 minutes and Bionic Commando maybe 45-60. Crystalis is a bit longer, being a Zelda clone, but I can beat it from start to finish in…

Contra and Bionic Commando are VERY short, since they are home versionss of arcade games (well Bionic Commando is…

Showing my age here, but I still break out the old NES emulator when I want an afternoon playthrough and my go to is usually Contra, Bionic Commando, or Crystalis depending on my mood.

Showing my age here, but I still break out the old NES emulator when I want an afternoon playthrough and my go to is…

I was going to say the same thing.

“Johnny Cash’s Hurt” *shakes head

I am in no way saying that Howard didn’t write a ton of racist stuff in his stories, in fact I DID say that, but honestly I don’t know how you can say that Conan is somehow worse than Lovecraft, when Lovecraft wrote Herbert West:Reanimator and the truly sickening “On The Creation of N-words”

And Lovecraft’s racism is…

Gotta disagree with you there, you clearly haven’t read much of either Howard or Lovecraft. Howard’s Conan stories are problematic and racist, yes, but not anywhere close to being as bad as Lovecraft’s.

I’ve heard her name before and until now genuinely thought it was a porn star stage name.

The house has chicken legs.

You’ve clearly never worked in the restaurant industry.

“Value”

I still have my Stone Throwing Devils card somewhere in the closet with the rest of my very old Magic cards. I don’t remember that one being particularly problematic.

Hey now, I never need a reason to yell at Michael Bay.

George Romero had nothing to do with Return of the Living Dead. You might be thinking of Dawn of the Dead or Day of the Dead.

I love Chopping Mall and Scanners is one of my all time faves, but for my money, Maniac is the definitive head ‘splosion.