I’ll just leave this here.

Oh man, I wish i still had my copy of that game.

How sad is it that I clicked on this article solely to try and discover more idle games for myself?

Shatner WAS unknown when he did Twilight Zone. This was long before Star Trek.

I’m going to go out on a limb here and assume Magic Realm isn’t one of the supported games on this app.

This is what I wanted ODST to be.

Seeing the phrase “Indiana Jones and the Raiders of the Lost Ark” makes me furious. It pisses me off even more than when people refer to the film Star Wars as “A New Hope.”

I’m not sure Commando should be your metric for comparing the believability of fight scenes in movies.

The original is obviously near-perfect, but I always had a soft spot for “The Grinch Grinches the Cat in the Hat.” In it, The Grinch has a machine that radiates darkness instead of light, sort of an inverted spotlight, and that’s frankly pretty badass.

What? U is literally a Shaun of the Dead reference....

I’ve gotten into the habit of just assuming anyone who immediately claims something is a Democrat conspiracy is just a Russion troll/bot.

As both a hardcore Italian-horror fan AND an audio engineer I absolutely love Berberian Sound Studio, but I NEVER recommend it to anyone, largely because I can’t imagine anyone besides myself enjoying it. It’s the very definition of a niche film.

Two words...Forbidden Forest

Night Trap was a blasé Scream send-up with worse politics

This really needs more stars.

Bionic Commando for NES is one of my all time favorite games. I still play it from time to time on an emulator because it’s the ultimate video game comfort food to me. One of the greatest games ever made.

I genuinely can’t tell if this is sarcasm.

Essentially a film-length bottle episode...

Having never ever seen this film, holy shit I did NOT know Mojo Nixon was in it! Mind blown!

- The flipside to “Upgrade Your Gear” is that you shouldn’t try to max out any items you find early on. A lot of the items you find in the first half of the game have stronger versions or replacements available in the second half.