Sterling will see it. Maybe it will nudge him one more step toward selling the team.

Puh-lease. She loves his money, plain and simple. She's almost — not quite, but almost — as despicable as he is.

Some of us put in an honest 9-5 to pay the bills. Some of us just learn to give an 80-year-old billionaire a blowjob and call him "honey."

At first, I was surprised by how incredibly level-headed she was through all of this. Then I realized how often she's had to touch his naked body and figured she's probably mastered the art of burying her emotions.

Umm, this may sound weird but I had a doctor who warmed up the speculum for me. And hear me out, I am NOT saying it wasn't uncomfortable but it didn't feel so bad at all. Like, he just stood there chatting with me for a minute or so and holding it.

Looks like his arm is broken as well... poor guy.

good lords! - just look at how disturbingly long Patrick Stewart's forearm is?! If he can't even get his proportions right and equally balanced - and he's captain of a starship, in the future, in fiction- then women stand little to no chance of proportional equality NOW, in the present, in reality.

I think we have established that to the writers of Jezebel, Photoshop is some magical voodoo, that was programmed by devil witches and demons that drink baby tear mochas.

Yeah... it looks like they just changed the white balance. Nbd. Hardly "photoshopped." You can do that with your shitty phone camera were you so inclined.

Here you go!

Oh my fucking god, right?! THIS IS JUST COLOR-CORRECTION. JESUS CHRIST.

Color correction really isn't that big of a deal.

I disagree that they are more convenient (I have to empty and clean it. I don't have to do that with a tampon or pad). And also, I don't want to. So, that's the end of that discussion.

Because they are uncomfortable and painful for some. I've tried multiple cup types in different sizes.

Because they are disgusting. I have tried, I have really, really tried, but this thing is not happening for me.

I love the idea, and they go in fine and all, but I've never gotten the hang of removing one without looking like I just came back from slaughtering my own supper.

Because they're gross?

Because I don't want to get blood and vagina stuff all over my hands?

1) They don't fit everybody. I've bought both brands and while I don't think my vagina is specifically ~magical~ or anything, but they were both just way too fucking big, no matter what size I bought.

I think she means because it's not a private stall with it's own sink. You'd have to go in the stall remove it leave the stall wash it out and go back in the stall. Risking running into Sue from accounting with a cup full of uterus blood doesn't sound fun.