An act of god plus two witnesses, don’t forget that loophole. 

Knowing how the elders in the JW treat far more venal sins of their followers makes this story even more fucking infuriating than it would be otherwise. Based on what I’ve heard from the Witnesses in my life, being disfellowshipped (which can be an incredibly devastating punishment for the people involved) for consens…

He’s got that Hannityesque canned ham head.

Remember when the biggest scandal in the white house was a president ordering dijon mustard on a burger? 

There better be a bunch of copies in the hands of leakers in case Barr gives us a heavily redacted version.

I suspect the AG will almost immediately proclaim the report a wash and confirm “no collusion”, which Trump will then bray throughout the 2020 election and beyond.

Are there no job openings for the NYT oped section? He would fit right in!

I like salt and vinegar flavored almonds.

Crimes also spiking in the White House since Trump became president.

When every facet of objective reality is telling you that your support for a sitting POTUS is support for a racist, misogynist, barely-literate grifter (and potentially compromised foreign asset) conducting his shady shit right out in the open, I suppose you have to turn to absurdism to endure the crushing weight of…

Tump true believers so desperate to ignore the reality that they elected a con man Russian plant are doubling down on stupid.

It just amazes me how Orange Dumbass and his flunkies go out of their way effing with the middle class and they still grovel to the venal clown who is screwing them over. Astounding.

I can’t wait to see how the right wing nutjobs try calling the Jew anti-Semitic for daring to criticize Israel.

Or it could be a perfect opportunity to gaze into the rotten core of our soul as a nation and do something meaningful about gun control instead of just accepting that we need dystopian drills like this in the first place.

Obviously our healthcare is better. More expensive means better. Why skimp on your health? Why would you want to get treated for $60 when you could get a luxury $20,000 treatment?

Murdering someone in their family, but only the ones they like. They won’t deny their hate monger in chief from anything until he comes for their family. Like most of the GOP they don’t care how messed up someone is, as long as they play for their team... but when it comes to their personal connections... that’s when…

I’ll need to see further proof of this from you because I am not dumb enough to search the term “bukakke” on my work computer.

Given that Bevin essentially said that striking teachers would be responsible for children being molested/raped because “they weren’t in school,” I assume he’s also good with paying for security for those kids who have to stay home from school.

Logical consistency is not Bevin’s strong suit.

As someone who works with kids on the spectrum I feel like I am lucky because all the parents I work with hate the McCarthys of the world. Its the parents of the kids not on the spectrum who are the most adamant about this anti-vaxx shit because they are afraid their kids are gonna end up like the kids I work with.

I can’t even read the entire article. This is so sick.