“But Mrs May ignored advice from my father, and ultimately, a process that should have taken only a few short months has become a years-long stalemate, leaving the British people in limbo”

I have never wanted to join Twitter before, but the urge to create a Nunes troll account is strong.

The suit also contains this lil nugget:

Meh, there was really no difference between Trump and Hillary and my Jill Stein vote sent a message to the establishment that will reverberate throughout the millennia far more than some meaningless Supreme Court decisions.

It’s probably because I’m not making money/gaining influence off of Twitter or Youtube but it always makes me recoil a bit when people want to whine about either platform being unfair. There should absolutely be a bare minimum of moderation and investigation into threats or harassment.

When I’m president, you’re gonna be my AG.

May I suggest the Twitter handle Devin Nunes’ Chode, that way he has to let his junk be described for the public record to see if is accurate or satire.

Nunes is a POS. Nothing else really needs to be said.

“Access to Twitter is essential for meaningful participation in modern-day American Democracy,” Nunes’ complaint states.

My eyes did not bug out three feet. I did not transform into a cartoon wolf. At no point did I sneak into, what I thought, was Brie Larson’s apartment only to have the tables turned on my by Brie Larson’s horny grandma dressed in a red evening dress and smoking a cigarette from one of those long old time-y filters.

MY BONER IS THE BALANCE SCALE UP ON WHICH ALL ART WILL BE EXAMINED

I think people fail to understand that you are posting the same thing over and over because this same shit is happening over and over. It always amuses me how scandalized they are that you're repeating yourself!

I love when people complain about my gun commentary. Please continue: (BTW, if my meme irritates you more than people being shot....well, just think about that.)

Agreed. If you are constantly being asked if you are a White Supremacist, you’re probably a white supremacist. 

If I recall correctly, I think one of the changes to the NZ gun laws is that everyone purchasing a gun will have to state their reason for buying one and that “self-defense” is not an acceptable answer.  I can just hear the shrieks of outrage from the gun nuts now.

In fairness though to the GOP legislators, the NRA does spend a lot of money to bribe them.

If she gets elected and is to do this, one of the first steps is going to have to be a clean out of law enforcement (at least on the federal level) and the military to remove white supremacists, which would probably involve looking at their social media histories and circle of friends and past associates. It’ll look…

“Just because all of these white men go around killing nonwhite individuals after releasing large manifestos about their racial hatreds and desire for race wars does’t mean that they’re terrorists and villains! Oh, and I identify with these men, which is why I’m offended here. That, or I can’t understand nuance.”

If white nationalists means all white people to you, then yeah. Fuck off, fascist scum.