Thanks Obama

Disclosing a bag fee doesn’t cost airlines shit.

I saw this earlier. Fucking terrifying.

 Love Israel but hate jews. I don’t understand how they compartmentalize these beliefs.

 What do you mean? It pisses off liberals, which is the best possible outcome. Huge upside there.

HOnestly Olaf ruined the whole thing for me. My wife and I were thinking we somehow were in the wrong theater.

“She was no angel”.

3 DOORS DOWN UP IN THIS BITCH!!!!!!

DARK SIDED!!!!!!!!!

100% legit. Don’t discriminate against us greys!

Let us not forget the time O’queef tried to rape a CNN host, for the laughs:

 Conservativism is for whatever liberals are against. Updated daily.

 I’d say about 15 years.

No one could have ever anticipated this!

I really feel like way less of a douche thanks to this guy.

The most infuriating aspect of this story is that even after sessions finds nothing wrong, the cultists will still believe she’s guilty of..... something.

 He’s a pederast, dude.

Ha! A friend that I used to play with did one of these on frontier a couple years ago.

 Starred for excellent use of “fucking momo”!