I did this in Poland over the summer. Reached for the green handle, assuming it was diesel, but no... black handles are diesel over there. Cost me $1500 fucking dollars and ruined an otherwise great trip.

 Because it’s a little different for a white person to criticize another white person than it is a white person to criticize a black person about his race.

Are you kidding? Conservative news outlets have spent the last 50 years railing about “welfare queens”, ie black people. The fact that they use dog whistles to couch their language doesn’t mean they don’t do it.

Damn you! Now that fucking song is stuck in my head

 Blue shirt guy is my personal fave.

Hey what the fuck? Colorado is pretty reliably blue, is NM.

They’ll be back. They always come back.

 The dreaded 8 count body builder. You add another move. Those are even worse.

 mark my words: the next republican will be worse.

3/4 pound? Fucking commie.

Meanwhile faux news protected bill orielly for 10 years.

 he’s come a long ways since the bag heads!

Yo, what about Six? I had a huge crush on her back in the day.

He wasn’t shot. It was obviously a faked event, princess.

You mean to tell me my thoughts and prayers failed to stop this shooting? How can that be????

Sorry coach, got other priorities....Aerosmith tickets.

Has anyone mentioned that he choose poorly yet? You know, from that Indiana Jones movie?

I heard that too, but wasn’t sure if I was just hearing things.

I smoked waaaaay to much bad Grassley at that show and passed out.

How’s that swampy drainy thing going?