Also, "Never get involved in a land war in Asia." That's also a good one for Cruz.

Not yet, he's working on it.

Someone on my FB feed has done exactly that.

Just got done re-reading the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy "trilogy" plus The Long, Dark Teatime of the Soul..

Kevin Bacon? Hey, I know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy who knows him!

"Material possessions?" So, like, downloads don't count — right?

But how does it pair with celery?

Yeah, I have WAY more money than that.

Scott Adams' dating experience is much different than mine has been.

This film's a guilty pleasure of mine — I still have it rattling around on VHS. It's more enjoyable than it has any right to be.

I'm not real sure how that's supposed to be pronounced. Right now I'm going with "My Fan, Wyoming. Thomas."

"Murder messiah?" Dear me, I'm not sure I like the direction this new pope is taking the church…

There is and Fallout wasn't. (Obviously I wasn't consulted, because the Fallout series, collectively, remain among my favorite games of all time.)

Actually he's a little lower, in our stomachs.

(At least, that's what I could gather from his Facebook page.)

Obviously it's an anagram for "Ron Kyle."

No, you don't understand!! It's a slippery slope!! The nest step is that PET ROCKS will be able to get married to CHILDREN and WILD HOGS in POLYGAMIST PEDOPHILLIAC WICCAN DRUG WEDDINGS!! !! !!

You need more fiber and green vegetables in your diet.

… why aliens would choose to invade a planet covered 3/4 with water when water kills them on contact.

I used to have a similar phobia. Have you read anything by Phil Klass? One of his books (can't remember which one, now) helped me with that.