It doesn't make sense why some of the songs on this fairly lengthy list are included, OK, but I'm having a hard time working up any outrage that in the wake of a major national disaster, Clear Channel might put forth some effort to reduce the chance that one of their stations would play something regrettable, or that…

Now now, Mr. Gorplee, you don't REALLY expect any supervillain worth his salt to fall for the old "reveal the details of your master plan to the AV Club" trick, do you?

Actually, it's about ethics in late night talk shows.

Christian spam! Looked like possibly handmade spam, too, and not a bot. You don't see spam craftsmanship like that these days!

Yog-Sothoth knows the gate. Yog-Sothoth is the gate. Yog-Sothoth is the key and guardian of the gate. Past, present, future, all are one in Yog-Sothoth. He knows where the Old Ones broke through of old, and where They shall break through again. He knows where They have trod earth's fields, and where They still tread…

Hawk the Slayer was rubbish!

Mine would be, "So how did you feel about Colbert destroying your brother at the National Press Club that one time?"

Showrunner needs to regenerate.

Where's my burrito?!

So you're saying Pope Urban is a popular property that's ready for a reboot with modern sensibilities?

Look, it's your own fault for coming onto the Internet today. You should blame yourself, and we will, too.

Eminent Dome-ain

Well, she shouldn't have tried to climb the White House fence.

Oh come on — this isn't Survivorman. There will be at least four Secret Service agents just off camera at all times and another two in a moose costume lurking in the background.

Kramer?

Wait, there are college-age males who are upset by the notion of seeing pictures of naked lesbians and getting course credit for it?

I loved the story GTA IV was telling, but I did not enjoy the actual game play, and unlike other GTAs I didn't finish the game and haven't been able to bring myself to take another stab at it. The notion that you need to establish and maintain a social network was great in theory, I thought, but by the twentieth time…

This is the "Rockin' in Only Some of the Free World" tour.

Looking at the list of venues, it is obvious that Neil Young has indeed remembered that Southern Man don't need him around, anyhow.

He, ah, already did.