Put the "Bust" back in "Ghostbusters!"

Yeah, I tried reading Getcash Bucket when it first came out. It just wasn't for me — the characters all felt like they had the same voice and to me, at any rate, it seemed very predictable. I feel like I saw all the major plot points coming. But hey, if this genre is your thing, you might still enjoy it.

I'm on a Kurt Vonnegut tear.

Escape from New York!

Harvard is better for inspiring humorous musical acts a la Tom Lehrer.

I'm in the middle of re-reading Slaughterhouse-Five right now. I'm on a re-reading books-I-own kick. Some of them have been kind of disappointing. This is not one of those.

Preposterous! Next you'll be telling me that some Democrats smell bad, or that some Republicans don't eat babies all the time.

Hobo With a Tactical Nuke?

Since when is Fox News anti-racist?

Shouldn't the term for Wiseau fans be "Wiseau Guys?"

Isn't that a spinoff from Intensive Karen?

In Portland… Portland…

Diversity. Good For Us.

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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!¡!!!!

Yeah, I mean — if you have enough children, statistically speaking at least one of them is going to grow up to be the next Hitler. That's just mathematics.

You mean Cameron Esposito?

The audio book is actually pretty sweet. Get the unabridged version.

Well, if you're not Steve, you're a Stu.

Well… that sucks. My sympathies.