Kissed a girl, her lips were sweet, she was just like kissing... SATAN. </SobuleGreaterThanPerry>

I sometimes like to play fun pranks on crazy people. Like, give this great herbal medicine that big pharma has been suppressing, but then tell them that the herbs are GMO. It hurts their brains.

To be fair, the government and medical establishment is isn't exactly pushing herbal remedies or even requiring any sort of testing or accurate information on non-pharmaceuticals, if they're not actually illegal, like cannabis. Americans just love conspiracy theories, and there's usually a few specks of truth to any…

Absolutely, if your alternative treatment works for you and does no harm to yourself or others, do it. For instance, I don't think that homeopathy is anything more than magic water, but I also think that if you can activate a placebo response, good on you. That is a valid method of treating yourself and there are no…

"the Cloonster usually favors actresses/models/waitresses/dancers who could never hope to eclipse him in interest or fame"

I believe in this really crazy theory that the government actually has no agenda when it comes to controlling people via drugs and medication. Not because I think they're above that, but because I know that enough of the elected officials are too stupid to make it happen on the scale that would be necessary to pull it…

I could just be in a shitty mood (entirely possible!), but the "out of [someone's] league" shit really bothers me.

Is it okay just to say how much admires Professor Hill? Her coolness, her self-possession under pressure, her elegant logic......she's one of my heroes.

What if they've lost weight because they're sick or severely depressed?

I CANNOT with the anti-science undercurrent that runs through American culture. "Dr." Leo Spaceman is not somebody whose views we should be adopting:

My hideous old man Pomeranian is truly the worst pet on earth. I love him like nobody's business. He loves me too, so long as he gets to dictate the terms. He's grumpy and vile most of the time. He wants to sit by me on the couch or lie next to me in bed but there is NO FUCKING TOUCHING. I adore this dog with all my…

For the record, human beings are animals too. And, humans will kill you, hurt you, torn on you and they can't be reasoned with either.

Does it not feel good when someone responds negatively to something you wrote? Huh, that's weird.

Episode 74,826 in our ongoing series, Dogs are Better than People.

Currently 8 mos. pregnant with my second and I agree with comments below that you should not "grin and bear it" when people make rude/intrusive remarks or attempt to touch you. If we all agree it's not ok, why let it continue? This applies the most to people who tell horror stories about L&D...if someone said they…

I generally retain tidbits of celebrity whether I want to or not - but I genuinely had no idea she had been dating Mick Jagger at all, let alone for that long. It saddens me to see so many media outlets describe her solely as his girlfriend, and even sadder that she felt she had no way out. What a terrible situation.

I dont think there ARE "proper" terms when you are describing yourself. You can self identify however you choose. That is important: the ability to self identify as the individual sees fit. You determine how you self identify and you decide what term you feel is most appropriate for yourself....and no one else. It…

My wife has nearly punched people who thought they had the right to rub her belly. Pretty much all of the points in the article are exactly what we have been going through. People I don't know have been talking to us about their pregnancies and going into details that ought not be shared in public, but for some odd…

I feel really bad for the poor souls who feel they have to harvest their resin to smoke. I pray legalization keeps making its way across the states so you can stop smoking baby poo in lieu of actual flowers/hash.