This might betray my lowbrow origins, but if a restaurant guaranteed that a pig, two clowns and a bee would have a big nightly chase scene I would eat there five times a week.

I hope and suspect that her backup plan is to have her three smallest bridesmaids dress up as corgis and be held by the other three.

Martha Stewart does this and then sits in a barrel of water for three hours to make her artisanal lemonade.

I will never in my life get tired of watching this video. Karma's rarely been so laser-guided.

While I'm completely on the side of the Rams players here, I also feel like any time someone uses the "Sorry if you were offended" nonpology they should get a short sharp electric shock.

Jay's the crux of the entire thing. His story never, ever made sense to me even before they started poking holes in the timing of it, and his responses when they finally spoke with him made me even more convinced. The way he asked "Well, who did it then?" makes no sense coming from someone who actually watched Adnan…

Help! My Maine Town's Potato Festival Falls on the Same Weekend as my Ren Faire

I dunno...given the tone of the others, I interpreted "rude to my cat" to mean something like "YOU BURPED IN HIS PRESENCE".

The injustice??? Are they horrible human beings generally, or is this just a huge enormous blind spot for them?

What baffles me about the steak story is the other people at the table who let this idiocy keep going. Were they as stupid as she was? Or were they part of her entourage and terrified that she'd fire them if they tried to correct her? "Remember what happened to River when she tried to explain that horseshoe crabs…

I'd say that calling this a dance video is a stretch, but I grew up in Maine and the moves in this video are still better than anything we pulled off at prom.

I see one post like this in every Halloween article, and it always baffles me. Why say this? Are you trolling? Or is this really such an issue for you that you have an unstoppable urge to insult 99.9% of the commenters, even though you must realize what a jerk it makes you sound like?

That's sort of a "if an alien tried to do a Grumpy Cat facepaint, not having any real idea of how facepaint's supposed to work or what cats look like and only having Grumpy Cat described to them by a four year old" look.

I've visited Salem a few times in October, and whenever the kitschiness and idiocy of some tourists get a bit overwhelming I like to imagine how horrified and outraged it would make the ghosts of the Puritans who conducted the witch hunts. It's the equivalent of turning Michael Vick's apartment, with all his…

Of all the singers out there to sing a ballad about how important it is to smile, they choose one who always performs with her back to the camera? That's some delicious irony.

There is so much potential in the sentence "One day I was working a banquet of private investigators", that reading the rest of the paragraph was a little heartbreaking.

She should keep it going! Next year she should get " <—-Now I regret this one too "

It's very very important not to get ounces and tablespoons confused when you're baking.

To be fair, this is exactly how I smuggle my own popcorn into movie theaters.

Were you aware that when you're passing out birdseed so that the happy crowd can toss it at the bride and groom as they head for their limo, you should take a moment to explain to the children in the group, "OPEN the packet first. Do not just throw the entire bundle at them, because it'll feel like they're suddenly…