I spent a summer in high school harvesting blueberries, and here’s a secret: the absolute best ones, the ones the size of cherries that almost glow with their azure ripeness, never even made it into the harvest bucket, let alone to the Whole Foods in Upper Buttneck. They’re so good they’re magical. Probably the best…

This is entirely true, and Caity Weaver is going to have a field day with it in her next “GAWKER STILL HAS NO BLACK EMPLOYEES” tweet.

PAUL. I want my ringtone to just be him saying “kawaii” over and over again.

I would love to hear more about the artisanal popcorn wars of 2011.

It’s hard for me to tell how much the show has evolved when so many of their broadcasts are repeats from 4-5 years ago, but I definitely get a sense that at some point —maybe when Mike Daisey happened?— they decided they had to move away from the twee, research-free ‘Ira spends 20 minutes describing how much he…

The new evidence that Don’s mom forged a timesheet to show that Don was working on that day makes me think he’s either as shady as hell, or at the least they chose a very bad time to try to grift some money from Lenscrafters.

They’ve made an important, unforgettable thriller about a newspaper...that built on the work another local paper did, without ever giving credit for it.

Holy shit. If I was Kristen Lombardi or any of the other Boston Phoenix folks who broke this story a year before the Globe did, I would be going insane with rage right now.

I’m mostly straight, but dammmmmmmn he fine.

I have to say, this is one of the best “Filed Under” categories I’ve ever seen.

I thought Norman Bates’s mother was dead, not inspiring Facebook quotes.

Could we please get ‘100 Days of Sara’s Costume Ideas’?

Please no, because then you’ll be clicking on it every single damn day. If it wasn’t for people hate-clicking on the series to try to figure out why we’re being subjected to this, Gawker would have pulled the plug months ago.

Because ‘bouncer’ sounds more blue collar? I imagine it’s very handy to have someone with muscles around who can yell “NO TOUCHING!” loud enough to scare off drunken tourists.

If this had been a Florida story, I have a feeling it would have involved the cop accidentally shooting either himself or some innocent bystander on the other side of the wall. Texans, take comfort in the fact that when we hear about you doing stupid drunken things with firearms we still expect some basic level of…

I want to know more about this couple. Like, did they first hook up because they each brought a statue of Jesus with them on the first date? Or was one relatively normal, but a few years into the marriage their spouse turned to them with a gleam in their eye and said “You know what would really spice up our trips to…

You could make a real life Mamet play out of the experience those two had in their crappy Saugus hotel room, their laptops and phones confiscated, waiting for the police to inevitably search the car and find those guns. (Just dropping two out-of-towners outside the Hynes and forcing them to figure out how to get to…

What. the. hell? How can anyone work there without dying a little inside every time they look at that sign?

“When you’re bipolar it’s amazing what can trigger you. You obviously have a very triggering face.”

Oooo, now you’ve got me imagining a Palin/Trump ticket...