This is just bizarre to me. I live in an area with a large student and nerd population, and if a store here tried to ban backpacks it would be headline news.

I was thinking fetish too! It was Philadelphia who had the cheese fetishist, wasn't it? The PA motto should be "Come For Our Poconos, Stay For Our Elaborate Food-Related Kink Scenarios"

It took me about 8 years to finally choose the design I wanted, but I love it and am very proud of it. I even catsat for my tattoo artist when she needed a sitter a few months later.

I've searched my feelings and discovered that we're ever doomed by some giant cosmological collision I'd feel much better about it if we were doomed by something shaped like a gigantic rubber ducky.

I think he sat beside me on a Greyhound bus trip from Cleveland to Boston once.

This is the clickbaitiest article Gawker has ever put up (which is really saying something), and I'm ashamed for looking at it.

Aquaman has been wearing those leggings for 50 years.

Which website do you work for? Is it Buzzfeed? I bet it's Buzzfeed.

........you do realize that none of this was said anywhere in the video, right?

Ohmigosh, the Moxie Festival Parade is one of my favorite bits of small town Americana. There's something about watching the Lisbon Falls Zumba Squad go down the street dancing to "I'm Sexy and I Know It" to reaffirm my faith in humanity.

Please tell me this was a first date.

Aww, you sound like me complaining about Newbury Comics.

We need a tv show where these two share an apartment.

There really *is* a "One of these things is not like the others" vibe when you slip this picture in with the other ones. Oh Homestuck.

I had completely blocked this memory, but on our third date my wife-to-be's chihuahua let us know her feelings by pooping on the pillow while we slept.

(I have a friend, who is now a higher-up at a Tech company, that loves putting baked beans into girls' knickers)

We should form a consulting team and let people invest in the things we both loathe! I remember seeing annoying posters (they all involved black & white photos of naked women on all fours) for the Dave Matthews Band back when they were playing $5 Tuesdays at Trax and thinking "Ugh, I cannot wait for these losers to…

I've got one: in this six-degrees-of-separation world, sooner or later you're going to run into someone who's a friend or relative of a One Direction member. What will you say to them? If they say they're deeply disturbed by how you portray their friend, or even that a member of One Direction has seen it and is…

I know, right? I could even care less about whether the places they go to are actually haunted, as long as they're well-stocked with ceilings that drip cold water and cats that brush up against legs unexpectedly in the dark.

If the Syfy Channel's not working on 'Naked Ghost Hunters' right now, I'll eat my hat.