Thirded! And there was no feeling of surprise, just a "what clickbait-y nonsense have they done this time?" sensation.

I think if the biter had been shot while his teeth were still in the guy's arm, that would be one thing. But it sounds like when the cops watched the video, they just saw a guy walking into the store with a BB gun and shooting a guy who was standing there. (With blood on his teeth, sure, but with grainy cellphone…

Aww, now you're making me sad for Holyoke. It's smaller than Springfield, but it tries harder!

Ooo....let's try this with the Dave Matthews Band and Smash Mouth.

Maybe it was a "clever" trap? If they were convinced the cat was stolen, then whoever showed up with the cat would obviously be the thief and could be pummeled with impunity. #albertalogic

I'm going to break my own rule about making personal attacks in comment sections, because you're stupid and should feel bad about yourself. Responding to *any* cosplay picture with HA HA SHES FAT DUHRR is like going to a comedy club during amateur night and farting into the microphone. Get off the internet until…

No more caffeine for YOU.

I hate to admit it, but compared to acid wash or distressed jeans these sound awesome.

I just scrolled through the entire comment section of the other article looking for Marina's comment. My brain is tired.

I like to think that every time a Gawker-affiliated site says something nice about Patton Oswalt, Aleksander Chan smashes his computer screen.

If this means the tagger who assigned A Boy and His Dog to "heartwarming family films" has been fired, I'd be okay with that.

I'd like to think that, but at least here in Boston there are still tons of cupcake places left that are both wretched and horribly overpriced.

Are you in Seattle? When I stayed in a hostel there last year, the hostel turned out to be on the second floor above a pie restaurant that started baking at 5AM. I think my luggage *still* smells a little bit like apples and cinnamon.

Agh, yes. As someone with facial hair, I discovered it was impossible to eat a Crumbs cupcake without winding up looking like an extra from a cannibal hillbilly movie.

This American Life had a child psychologist on a month or two ago who said "The only reason the human race has survived is that 2-year-olds are too puny to properly use lethal weapons."

I first encountered it in NYC, in a little hole in the wall on the Lower East Side. It blew my mind.

Apart from the mask and gloves, I can totally see American Apparel trying to market that outfit.

Depressed, haunted-looking people. (At least, the ones at the store closest to me.)

Thank you for making me feel less alone in thinking that is a *weird* table decoration. It's like a bank thinking that it should decorate its lobby with big brown sacks with "$" printed on them.

I've lived in a college town too long, I guess, because what amazed me about the Foster's story is that free beer survived long enough to become ten years old.