Right? Giving the Queen shit for seeming old and out of touch at this point is so...yawn. Let us not also forget this is the same feisty 92-year old who committed legendary acts of shade against Drumpf with the clever use of BROOCHES. Show some damn respect.

1. A tweet from a Mirror editor linking to a Mirror article.
2. A joke tweet.
3. A tweet with 30 likes.

There’s always some idiot waiting to pile on Her Majesty at this time of year. Most of those items are antiques passed down from other monarchs and part of our nation’s history - what else should we do with the gold piano, flog it to a super-rich Russian for their kids to flaunt on insta?

What’s that? You want to use this article as an excuse to post Alan Rickman gifs? Works for me.

If a hipster fakes their artisanal product and no one is there to hear it, does it make a sound?

America’s chocolate game is WEAK. So weak.

I am not a fan of chocolate. Unless it has peanut butter in it. Or the blood of virgins. Then it is delicious and gives me my power.

My nightmares thank you. They were getting a bit stale, a bit routine, but, you know, “autoamputation,” yep, that’ll mix things up, get the nightmares flowing.

I hate this woman.

I like to live my life with the following understanding:

Yes. Why don’t guys understand how hard a blow job is?! IT’S CALLED A BLOW JOB!

I don’t see waist trainers/girdles/corsets as any more oppressive/different than getting, say, plastic surgery, hair extensions, or tattoos. But the reasons you do wear a waist trainer/corset should be for your own happiness, not because society or someone else wants you to do it.

To each her own, I guess. That was my point. Personally, I do not understand how someone could eat, sleep, or fuck in temperatures of 82-84 without pausing to occasionally throw up.

I’m female, and I agree with you. It’s unfair to have it warm, since putting on sweater works, but peeling off clothes isn’t an option.

Temperature is just one more thing that the patriarchy controls. This is not about conditioning the air; it’s about conditioning the oppressed classes to accept the cheapest, most convenient, and easiest air that the ruling classes can provide. It is a result of capitalism: An effort to monetize the human condition…

Jesus. 77°F is 25°C. That is nuts. It’s one thing to be working in an office that doesn’t have air conditioning, so it occasionally gets that warm on summer days, but quite another to aim for it. I’m a girl, and that is TOO HOT. Are the rest of you secretly lizard people? You are. I knew it.

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