“I most definitely did not wish him well on his future endeavors (unless the endeavor was to fuck off and die).”

“Can I kiss you? Can I touch your glove?”

Am I moving too fast?

“(And now I have to go watch How to Steal A Million because young Peter O’Toole and Audrey Hepburn are damn perfect.)“

I may be in love with you now.

*touch* Now, I shall go fangirl somewhere quiet.

Could someone please use spellcheck? ffs

The list should have been all-Samoas with an honorable mention for whatever the other kinds are.

"once a company knows my range of talents, I become a "fix-all" resource. It feels GREAT at times to be so wanted, the issue is you create a glass ceiling around yourself, you will never get to move up the ladder, not because you don't deserve it, but you are so needed at the level you are on."

I wanted to post in defense of the commonality of "hummingbird" used in the South to describe beautiful, graceful women. Then I read, "The clothes were simply the mask which let your cajones arise." After that, my brain huddled in a corner and cried for me to make the bad words stop.