Second to Jack Black:

At first I didn't like the video, but when I realized that it was a pastiche of the old 90's handyman commercials to parallel the same timeframe as the 'Clueless' theme in the 'Fancy' video, I was completely on-board.

That makes total sense, since residents of Effingham are pretty much fucked.

MOTHERFU-

Sure, I check a few fools. I give ‘em the pain.

"I have combined the DNA of the world's most evil animals to make the most evil creature of them all!"

Playin' hurt? Baby that don't phase me! I don't got time for pain! THE ONLY PAIN I GOT TIME FOR IS THE PAIN I PUT ON FOOLS WHO DON'T KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS.

I've heard the same thing, but the dude worked with Gil Evans for years, so I doubt it. Probably just didn't like whomever he turned his back to, race be damned.

I grew up in Iowa with Naval Reservist parents, so we'd make the drive to Chicago one weekend a month for their service. The only two things I remember from all those weekends were:

Let's raise the stakes and go with Peoria or Effingham.

I'm surprised that Miles Davis would attend a house party without a shitload of heroin.

Yes, but being in the presence of Gemma Arterton is priceless.

Big Fat Man has Big Fat Impersonation

*Gwendoline Christie feels ignored, weeps openly, floods the Riverlands.*

I think they'll pull a Se7en and put a "Guest Starring" at the beginning of the credits.

He's up in heaven right now, grabbing on to Dennis Hopper, spinning him around, and throwing him off of a raised platform.

If he doesn't get Capaldi on for an interview, Capaldi has to get Ferguson on Doctor Who in a recurring role.

I'd suggest staying away from Shanghai Knights.

I'm still unhealthily upset that they didn't cast BRIAN BLESSED! (the grammatically-correct way to write his name) as Odin for the Thor films.

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