LA's burger game is nigh unfuckwitable.

WE'RE JUST THREE SOMMELIERS AND WE'RE ON THE GO
SYRAH MOUVEDRE NOIR, PINOT

I mean, if I was tied to a tree by morally-ambiguous spriggans and had fossilized dragon shit forcibly stabbed through my chest and into my heart, irreversibly transforming me into a monstrosity made of and in-control of ice and cold, I'd probably want to kill every living being I came across as well.

BAD LUCK AND EXTREME MISFORTUNE WILL INFEST YOUR PATHETIC SOUL FOR ALL ETERNITY.

MCCLOUD.

Boy, it must be difficult being forced to read and reply to an article you clearly are at odds with. Kind of like being forced off of your health insurance right around the time you develop colorectal cancer from both having and being a gaping asshole.

This is the correct answer.

Iowa-specific foodstuffs, ranked:

Oh hell. Time to burn it all down and start over. Yes, even the Jewel Box.

Don't forget The B&S! Kumail probably read it at some point when he came back to do stand-up! He might have even chuckled sensibly!

They tore down Darby, built a state-of-the-art Noyce, Cowles is fancy apartments now, Quad is only used for fancy dinners, there's an East campus now that was a butt of jokes from '04-'07ish, new pool, indoor track, and a basement pub.

Or the second time.

- The A.V. Club

My younger brother was an editor on the King Kunta music video. I am ridiculously proud of him for being even a microscopic part of Kendrick Lamar's legacy.

Michelle Gomez in a goatee is a thing that I didn't know I wanted until just this moment.

Best Jedi in the galaxy? Obi-Wan isn't even the best Jedi on Tatooine!

Acid Rap is a good-ass intro to Chance.

Yup, looks like Elsie and (probably) Stubbs are kickin' it out in Sector 20.

"Opulence. I hyez it."

Big Gulps, huh?