Lee Van Cleef is a treasure and undeserving of a The Patriot-esque beheading by cannonfire.

To this day without fail, if I get a fortune cookie and someone asks me what my fortune is, I will recite this verbatim.

No Clint no! THE CANNON'S POINTING THE WRONG WAY!

Meanwhile, I find myself recreating Atmosphere's 'You Can't Imagine How Much Fun We're Having' cover on an increasingly more frequent basis.

BACK OFF! I'll make you fun-sized!

HA HA! Basic network talk show.

So did Ross!

I always thought of it as more of a self-sacrifice so the Bureau/Army wouldn't hunt down Abigail and Jack.

Hi Retro TV! I'm Peter Graves.

Yeah, the fact that Capaldi is now the Doctor is going to blow the past (already good) interviews out of the water.

Put him outside in the sun for about 30 pre-show, and the UV glow should last throughout the taping.

MOMENT OF CLARITY AND/OR BRILLIANCE

Late Show with Phil Ken Sebben has a certain ring to it.

I'm convinced that his inevitable future interview with his friend and new Doctor Who lead Peter Capaldi is going to be one of the best shows he does.

This is suddenly the only thing I want in my life.

I AM THE ONE WHO KNOCKS…YOUR HEAD OFF WITH A BAT BECAUSE YOU ARE A ZOMBIE

I don't watch The Walking Dead, but if they rescue Huell from the safehouse in Season 5, count me in.

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