Depended on the day.

I used to put nuts in my Danimals yogurt, so I guess I'll put in my vote in for Hannibal.

I AM THE CAPDEAN NOW.

Nice catch, Blanco Niño…but too bad your ass got saaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaacked.

But Black Dynamite, I sell drugs to the community!

I'm assuming that you don't know, but that's a bit of a touchy subject for her:

But isn't Betty a woman's name?

HAR!

No mention of Gary Oldman as Satan?

Or he could adopt a slim pug and a three-legged mutt.

I was going to offer up the ridiculous 'Dudebro: My Shit Is Fucked Up So I Got to Shoot/Slice You II: It's Straight-Up Dawg Time'…but I'll be damned, it's actually being developed right now.

Finally, something to listen to while Jeff Goldblum watches me poop.

Throw in 22 minutes of Clancy Brown harassing him and we'll start talking.

I expected the worst when I opened the article, but I am beyond relieved that Slipknot isn't representing Iowa.

Only if its sponsored by a ginger ale company.

…Dad?

Sure I check a few fools. I give 'em the pain.

Ok Todd, you're off the list.

You say "Yogi Akal," I say "BRIAN BLESSED! with a Canadian accent and a turban."

Hey Hollywood, since you love rebooting series and such, here's an idea for free: