(reads explanation) (eyes glaze over)

Is everyone looking over the fact that a car titled as “dismantled” is not operable per the court?

all that should matter in this situation is this: vw fucked up, tried to make it better, and shitty people are doing this because shitty people get pleasure from fucking other people over. if vw never got caught all these asswipes stripping their cars would still be putting around happily like their shit don’t stink.…

Appropriate screen name is appropriate. Hate to sound like I’m taking VW’s side in this but man do I not feel the least little bit bad for them telling this dude to fuck right off.

“I’ve waited long enough already,”

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.

WTF did he really expect them to do?

Is it legal to drive it on public roads in that condition? Is it still considered “operable” if it isn’t legally allowed on the road?

No I’ve bought my tree there. But it was a bad tree. When you buy precut ones, you gamble with a tree that may die soon.

This is so much better than the trash that’s currently ungrayed.

Hey, I know people keep calling this guy Elite, but he gets into all sorts of trouble when he gets out of the pocket.

“What’s the problem? I was told to stand here, and wear this hat and jack..... oh shit.”

Literally no one likes a scramble band other than the kids in it, the lechy advisors who want to screw the nerdy girls in the scramble band, and alums of said scramble band. You aren’t America’s comedy geniuses with an added side of musicality. Also, the university literally owes you nothing (paid travel to away…

The anti-Catholic joke in question that caused the ban was apparently about the sex abuse scandal and cover up in the Catholic Church. Sounds a lot like the Rice reference to Baylor’s sex abuse scandal and cover up in their recent “Title IX” themed show.

3. To put on some half assed halftime skit that only the band members themselves find funny, while most people in the crowd are getting food, taking a piss or using their smartphones.

I went to one of your competitor schools, well before you got to Columbia. My school’s ban of the Columbia band is probably why you couldn’t pick on Catholics. Whatever the school does to limit the band, assume it’s been well earned.

In my experience, the only people who enjoy bands like this are the people who are in bands like this.

A musical education is a wonderful thing. Marching bands fucking suck.

Columbia: Because Harvard, Yale, Dartmouth and Princeton said No.

I went to one of those horrible high schools where the marching band was the main attraction over the football team. You know, the kind of place where “My Spawn Plays In Bumblefuck High Marching Band” bumper stickers are all over the place. So, without reservation, I offer this analysis: Fuck marching bands. Fuck them…