No one cares who some random man or woman on the internet would fuck.

When is this guy getting a cabinet position in the Trump administration?

Her boobs sure are floating though!

I think they should have inverted the process: Instead of ratcheting down the nudity for women, they should have ratcheted up the nudity on all sides.

I know the PERFECT man for the job.

Mike & Ike were pushing for the candy QB all morning. They won’t shut up about it.

Opened the gates at noon for a primetime game.

I was working a bookstore event for Joe Namath and his “autobiography”. Long story short, it was my job to stop assholes from getting outside merchandise signed but plenty of middle aged jerks connived to sneak stuff by me, which Joe signed begrudgingly because he didn’t want to look like that shithead that he is.

I’m Jon Hamm

JDF claims veto power over any other ranger actors invited to conventions where he is also going, so as to continue his petty grudge against Austin St. John. Austin St. John is an American hero, having become an EMT and, later, a combat medic in Afghanistan. He also, full disclosure, helped me out after I had seizures…

Certainly the “drink to have a good time” raises questions, doesn’t it...

Lots of people think they aren’t sloppy when they are. Just sayin’

When the fuck is an adult party ever “fun”?

I enjoy meeting people, just not dumb people, which are the most common type of people you run into at “parties”. And they only get dumber with alcohol. Sadly, even the non-dumb people get dumber with alcohol, too.

Context, dude. This article is about having more than 2 drinks at a party (party defined as a group of more than just closest friends and family and including at least some people you don’t like and/or work with).

If everyone at a party isn’t pretty sober you’re only kidding yourself about how much fun it is.

I think you would agree that not drinking in excess around strangers/coworkers is good advice.

You’re an alcoholic.

You have a problem if your hearing a little voice egging you on while drinking