+1 eye bandaid

Every few years when they manage to make the playoffs, they always manage to do it by building a good record and then backsliding into the playoffs with a little help from another team’s loss.

So when does Rodgers steal Favre’s nickname and demand to be known as a The Ol’ Gunslinger?

That and having a bangin’ bod again

She’s the OG of basic bitches

I mean shit, you think marriage is a piece of fucking cake and that wives only treat their husbands like gods? The benefits and drawbacks go both ways.

Basically y’all just wanna fuck whoever you want whenever you want

Now, maybe women understand why Eve shouldn’t have bitten that apple!

We don’t need anybody having to call Liberty Medical don’tcha know

Yes, people do get text messages on their iPad.

Of course white people have posses. Cowboys and outlaws.

Didn’t know that Duke and the refs were body scientists. Like they experts on how the body moves and reacts naturally when you’re a prime athlete jumping and getting knocked around like that.

He’s gonna just keep running out the clock with more Wild Cards and Dunk & Egg bullshit. Not sure why he even pretends to give a shit about finishing the series anymore other than to troll.

Great lawyering. I suppose we owe you $500 just for reading this comment. Slow clap.

Nah, all he’ll do is dig his hole deeper by having to pay an attorney to get jack shit.

Intentionally stripped cars were clearly not what was contemplated by either party when entering into the settlement agreement. You generally assume good faith dealings on the part of the consumer, particularly as the consumer is being paid to return the car. Yes, VW acted in bad faith when it sold the cars in the…

Never knew Sherman was a Trump supporter.

U prediabetic bro? Seriously hope not. Big ups on choosing bacon over waffle.

Seriously. Fuck scramble bands with a rusty fork.

What a shitty, not at all funny band. I vote to disband them.