+1 eye bandaid

Every few years when they manage to make the playoffs, they always manage to do it by building a good record and then backsliding into the playoffs with a little help from another team’s loss.

So when does Rodgers steal Favre’s nickname and demand to be known as a The Ol’ Gunslinger?

That and having a bangin’ bod again

She’s the OG of basic bitches

How transphobic of them

No idea what you’re talking about

“I’m just not feeling this place. I can’t stand the color of the walls.”

Exactly. First thing I thought of as soon as I saw it.

This backstory is BS. It looks way too much like the tower where Sauron’s eye is.

I mean shit, you think marriage is a piece of fucking cake and that wives only treat their husbands like gods? The benefits and drawbacks go both ways.

Basically y’all just wanna fuck whoever you want whenever you want

Now, maybe women understand why Eve shouldn’t have bitten that apple!

We don’t need anybody having to call Liberty Medical don’tcha know

It sure seemed like it was on purpose to me. That’s how it worked for destroying Jedha too. They shot near the city and let the waves of planetary crust take out the city. It’s not simply blowing a city up. The only reason I can think of at the moment is to allow time for the heroes to escape the cities. No idea what…

I find that humans sourced from Southern California tend to taste fresher and cleaner due to being free range and their healthy diets. If you have a taste for saltier humans, try humans from the east coast. Just try to avoid those raised in urban areas, as being cooped up in such small spaces tends to raise the…

It’s fucking hilarious

Yes, people do get text messages on their iPad.

Of course white people have posses. Cowboys and outlaws.

Didn’t know that Duke and the refs were body scientists. Like they experts on how the body moves and reacts naturally when you’re a prime athlete jumping and getting knocked around like that.