Yeah, but our current wet president would totally start a trade war with California, and his equally drenched supporters would totally pay $20 for a loaf of bread or a pound of strawberries to own the libs.

So it’s OK for someone to force everyone else to do something

Oh man, just imagine, a Whole Foods parking lot full of lovingly maintained late 2010s Prius Primes and Leafs and Bolts.

My “boo hoo” response is, if car companies don’t want to follow California’s regulations, don’t sell cars in California.

LOL

To me, it seems like Arsenal’s best midfield is Torreira at 6, Guendouzi at 8 and Ceballos at 10, and as far as I can tell, Emery hasn’t played those 3 together?

I was thinking about how you could probably field a functional starting XI with former Arsenal players and probably give the current team a run for the money:

Is there an xG map for this game (do they keep xG numbers for U17 tourneys? why do I care what happens in an U17 tourney?)? Because match reports suggests a decent US performance until they got walloped by Senegal’s 2nd and 3rd goals, but then you look at the shot numbers relative to possession....

I’m basing my top 15 assessment based on performances this year. Their league results actually better, and the Chelsea result aside, they’re looking better in Champions League play.

I guess Koeman doesn’t know about them?

Champions League semifinalists Ajax?

guaranteed playing time

Remember back in 2016 when Ellis took Rapinoe who was clearly coming back too early from injury?

I mean, I support Liverpool so I don’t get the “9 has to be a top scorer” deal.

Oh man, good luck with the pressure from Nike to name Alex Morgan to the Olympic squad like 3 months after childbirth.

Ah fuck.

Big strong baseball players will walk up to him with tears in their eyes and say “Sir, your fast pitch inspired me to win the World Series”

On the other hand, if this is what brings bullpen carts back to baseball, all the corruption, lawlessness and economic damage brought by the Trump administration will have been worth it. 

I can’t speak for Galaxy supporters, but that sounds like standard Zlatan script? It’s probably best to think of him as a professional wrestler.

*Disassociate, not dissociate, you dummy