Man, that’s a lot of words just to make a semi-workable cat pun.

The black cat refused to the pitch until it saw Marco Silva and realized it was bad luck. 

Come on, not all soccer players flop like Neymeow. 

Eric Bieniemy did take interviews for other jobs, so it’s not like he doesn’t want a head coaching gig. It’s entirely possible he knew Cardinals had already made up their mind on Kingsbury and didn’t want to waste his time to fill an interview quota? And as long as he’s an OC for Andy Reid, it’s doubtful he’ll ever…

You’re 5 foot nothin’ over 7 feet tall, 100 and nothin’ 245 pounds of nothing but muscle, and you have barely a speck of athletic ability more athleticism under your toenails than 99% of the population have in their entire bodies. And you hung in there with the best college football players in the land okay, yeah,…

What does IT know about being too big?

And yes I’m know I’m an idiot. I probably should’ve typed “defensive backs coach” or something.

Shut up I haven’t had lunch yet I can’t think

Same here, appreciate the asshole pedantry.

Definitely, and at least in theory, more black quarterbacks in college ranks means a larger pool of potential black OCs and QB coaches.

Though the knock against offensive position coaches is “They don’t call plays!” (i.e. they’re not placed in a position to call plays).

He’s sort of the exception that proves the rule. The current trend is for offensive whiz kids, but point taken, awful phrasing on my part.

Of course, attending Pistons games is mandatory in hell (also they play the Orlando Magic every night).

Coaches of color aren’t getting head coaching jobs because there aren’t that many of them among the assistant ranks, and there aren’t that many of them because they don’t have connections in high places, and they don’t have connections in high places because it’s harder for them to get an executive position, and it’s…

In hell, you can only watch Pistons games.

More like agony of the feet emirate?

We should tax inheritance at like 400% just to save rich people from themselves.