Or, he could’ve just hired some MAGA-friendly caterer (and they’d be available because business is slow in January, shutdown or otherwise) and come out even cheaper. But nah, he loves his beige food.

I think it’s great that you can measure the quantity of foodstuff in seconds.

I’d say that person is a disingenuous dickwad.

I’m so looking forward to the dead letters in response to this article defending the soggy fat president and his soggy beige food.

Soggy fries served in paper cups with the presidential seal is probably the most apt metaphor for this presidency. 

Also, any DC restaurant who caters a Trump event during the shutdown would get so much blowback from the customer base, they might as well put out a “going out of business” sign. 

he said that his dinner for a championship sports team’s visit would be “interesting.”

I mean, that’s our reaction to the whole presidency, so.

Is this a surprise? You know Jim Boeheim is the kind of old ass dude who thinks a concussion is “just feeling a bit dizzy” and depression is “just feeling sad” and an ACL tear is “just your joints rejecting the traditional, patriarchal construct of the knee bone connecting to the thigh and shin bones”.

City population is so dumb. The only reason San Antonio is in the top 10 is because it annexed pretty much every other town around it.

What are your feelings on Kieran Trippier? He’s essential to Spurs’ ball movement, but man, that giveaway (and general reluctance to track back).

Their first 4 opponents were Cardiff, Huddersfield, Bournemouth, Newcastle (plus an FA Cup match against Reading). It’s clear that the Mourinho firing was timed to give the new manager a chance to pick up some easily winnable points. It was always going to be impossible to make any judgement until after this match.

I understand letting Ramsey go, because he requires a system to be built around his strengths and weaknesses (or have him be an expensive supersub). But not selecting Özil is just weird, because there’s tons of ways to fit him into a team, unless you also want to play both Auba and Lacazette at the same time and not…

So as it turns out, playing your most talented (and expensive) player, and not alienating him, is good for your team.

Sure, but 23, she’s barely experienced adulthood, while Tebow’s already had a career change. Yeah, age doesn’t matter, but life experience doe.

Ppl r just jealous because they’ll never be immortalized as a reaction GIF

“Decide to humbly decline” isn’t what you do when you have another job lined up. The word you’re looking for is “politely”.

Why don’t you address it to both Bannon and Miller?

I consider a basement to be part of a house. So maybe dude’s talking about a second basement under the rec room/laundry area?

Reminds me of pretty much everyone not named Kanye and Candace who supports #blexit.