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I’m not talking about academy or youth players because we’re obviously talking about Pulisic, who, like Robben or Essien or Hazard, may not be a finished article but we kinda know who he is (plus, Liverpool and Arsenal likely would’ve gone in for him in the summer).

But at age 20, his skillset is pretty much what it is. He won’t suddenly become faster or cover more ground.

Counterpoint: Pulisic has been fine, just that Jadon Sancho’s crazy speed makes him the first choice: https://statsbomb.com/2018/12/christian-pulisic-is-very-good-its-just-that-jadon-sancho-is-amazing/

Who will pay the bribes if they can’t build new stuff?

Golf is the most puzzling inclusion because the top golfers don’t want to be there, they don’t draw eyeballs the way NBA players do and championship courses are a huge drain on resources.

In fact, the kid had a cover. 

Also, he’s conveniently skipping over the fact that many, though not all and or even most, forms of cancer are the result of poor lifestyle and dietary choices.

Man, I enjoyed that piece way more than I really should.

Oh man Elon Musk is so stupid it takes him 75 hours to do a week’s worth of work.

Is Musk that great at execution even? Tesla is pretty notorious for poor build quality and unreliability, and that’s like his one success with an actual consumer product.

Lol

Vid or it didn’t happen. 

Really loving the “It’s a prototype!” defense, because it’s way more concise than “You technically can’t call it vaporware because he’s already delivered the product, albeit in a completely useless state.”

Ooh, OG Deadspin reference.

“Listen Kyrie, I think it’s great that you’re curious about the world and learning about things outside of basketball. Here’s the thing though—there’s a lot of stuff on YouTube that’s just flat out false and conspiracy theories aren’t held to the same intellectual rigor as scientific texts...”

Man, I coach youth soccer and I wince every time I hear stuff like “WHAT ARE YOU DOING OUT THERE?!?!?!” from the other sideline.

The amazing thing is, he didn’t have a dad to model after. He’s basically self-trained (or, his mom was pretty awesome).

Sefolosha: “Being the 5th option on a team with three ball-dominating perimeter players is the absolute worst. Why don’t you just kick me in the knee.”