You’d think Reggianna would be a good fit for someone so grating.

Ah crap, forgot about Matip’s injury in the post-Napoli euphoria.

If nothing else, “Man U” sounds like “manure”, though they could’ve gone with “Man. Utd.”.

Also worth mentioning that Virgil Van Dyke is out for the first leg and Joe Gomez may or may not be back from injury. That means the comic duo of Joel Matip and Dejan Lovren will be tasked with stopping Polish Tom Cavanagh. 

Good user name and comment tone synergy.

The club literally opposes fascists. YNWA. 

In J. J. McKeever’s defense, movie tickets are kinda expensive compared to what you get in return, especially if you include stuff like concessions and/or dinner out.

Listen guys, I think we have the words to the new national anthem because the current one is butt:

He’s a member of the Church of Latter Day Saints. Young Mormons (ages 18-20 for men) are expected to spend 2 years overseas on missions, which poses a dilemma for many LDS athletes (though in some cases, like offensive linemen in football, being 2 years older without losing any eligibility is a competitive advantage).

So well crafted.

Yeah, I bet he could still hold his own in a high school game.

I mean, yeah, but the gist of the article was, “He’s a generational talent, but would he be willing to give up 2 productive years of his career because church is more important to him than basketball?”

This aged well.

For sure, yeah.

Yeah, only the most pedantic person in the world would argue that singular “America” with no qualifier doesn’t almost always refer to the United States.

“Who is the second person that stepped foot on America? ...Yeah I don’t know either ... but everyone remembers Christopher Columbus.”

Always looking for someone to handle his junk, see.

Hey, at least as long as he didn’t use public funds for the right hand of the Son of God.

All I want for Christmas is a ranked list of all the ice/cold related puns from Batman & Robin. 

I’m no economist but hiring Freeze is always a bad move IMO