It's full of secrets, obvs.

It just looks to me like she was too bedazzled by that award (must...follow...shinyyy) to notice anything else.

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Negging - It's PUA 101. Eye-rolly, but at least you can see the twisted angle they're coming from, unlike physically pulling my head into their stank crotch. What the ever-lovin hell convinced them anyone would be turned on by that caveman routine.

Yep. Sexist AND racist, what a catch these fellas are!

In that article, one of the douchebros commenting on the protestors: "We were actually fearing our safety and that's really not cool."

BUT IT'S TOTALLY COOL WHEN WOMEN FEAR FOR THEIR SAFETY IN OUR EFFORTS TO GET OUR BONERS INSIDE 'EM, AMIRITE?

Can we also acknowledge the submissive-Asian-woman subtext? *retch*

Many cats prefer flowing water. It's a leftover instinct from the wild days that flowing streams are fresher and safer to drink from than stagnant pools. They sell little water fountains for cats of that persuasion!